“My body guard for the day cuz we’re cool like that.”
does no one realize that the Krusty Krab is made out of a lobster trap
IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS A TREASURE CHEST OHMYG OD
omg what is this
Later today, you will get hungry and take 5 steps to your refrigerator to satisfy the ache in your tummy. That small satisfaction is something almost 60,000 children in Kenya will never experience because they are literally starving to death.
Purchasing this shirt will provide 21 meals for a child suffering from deadly malnutrition. These meals are specifically designed to heal an extremely malnourished child by satisfying their hunger and treating their condition. For many children, this means the difference between life and death.
One of my favorite games to play when I’m bored is called “Spot the Ryan”. So how it works is you look at pictures of Bruno (usually taken by paparazzi) and find Ryan. Because he’s like always there. You may not notice it at first, but he’s there.
aaI play this too!!! :)
id much rather listen to Pierce the Veil singing just they way you are than Bruno Mars and id rather listen to Memphis May Fire sing Grenade then Bruno Mars.
and you can choke on a dick xoxo
oo, sounds like a dashing good time
it does doesn’t it?
You’d rather listen to Memphis May Fire sing Grenade THEN hear Bruno sing it? That’s very nice, dear. Too bad your grammar isn’t.
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”